It's a well know fact that 'pimping' is not easy, there are a large number of obstacles places placed on the path being a successful member of the pimperatri; aggressive law enforcement, complex employee relations and cut throat completion. The rewards for the successful pimp are significant, indeed, 'pimping' has become a byword for highly visible opulence. Scroll down to see 22 ambulances that embody all that is pimpalicious.
This ambulance was 'pimped' oh behalf of the BBC Asian Network, and some people say that the BBC wastes licence payers' money on utterly useless crap.
This neon pink beauty again hails from the green pastures of merry old England. It's currently operated as a novelty limo, given the British publics notorious habit of binge drinking it certainly must be novel to ARRIVE at the club in an Ambulance.
America is the undisputed master in many fields of human endeavour; science, technology and, of course, pimping. Our next selection of pimpalicous patient carriers all hail from the land of the free (to be pimpin').
And perhaps the most famous pimped American ambulance of allâ€¦ ECTO 1! I ain't afraid of no Ho!
There is no vehicle that better embodies pesudomodern America than the hummer, large, loud, proud, powerful and reassuringly expensive. What could be more pimp?
Having examined the most sublimely pimped ambulances from Britain and the USA we now offer you a selection of ambulances fit for a pimp from across the globe.
BelarusÂ (Can you see the crying clown?)
JapanÂ (Also deploys a Hoâ€™ shuttle â€" image below)
Whilst most pimps opt for a car of average value then add extras some opt to purchase an undeniably expensive automobile and let quality speak for itself, these ambulances fall into this category, we assume that only those with the finest medical insurance will see their exclusive interiors.
Mercedes-Benz Kinetic Sprinter 316
Volvo V70 Ambulance
These ambulances, whilst only existing in the minds of their creators, are undeniably pimp, weâ€™re sure that even the likes ofÂ Don "Magic" Juan and Heidi Fleiss would be proud to ride in them to the Emergency Department.
The of threat of violence is ever present whilst ‘pimping’, in these situations some of the above vehicles, whilst being stylish, do not offer the necessary level of protection. How is it than a pimp can remain safe whilst being transported to the hospital whilst retaining his ‘cred’ on the ‘street’? As always the US Army has the answer.
The M-ATV tactical ambulance will ensure a pimps survival in even the most hostile of business environments.
We hope youâ€™ve enjoyed our whistle stop tour of pimped ambulances, remember to keep rolling!
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